A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
No way would I intentionally try to avoid sex....but having hung around with John so much the last few years i seemed to have picked up his "flair" for saying stupid things to the Mrs....seems JS has been "without" for so long he has simply given up on manners all together!
Speaking of giving up on manners, I was with my relay mates, reading for our 400 medley geezer relay on Saturday. My coach, who is rather speedy to say the least, was swimming the freestyle leg. Her hubby comes up to us before the start, wishes us luck, and says to our coach, "Hey, ***, go fast and see if you can outsplit your 10 year old." Now, that's a real marriage for you! :drink:
Speaking of giving up on manners, I was with my relay mates, reading for our 400 medley geezer relay on Saturday. My coach, who is rather speedy to say the least, was swimming the freestyle leg. Her hubby comes up to us before the start, wishes us luck, and says to our coach, "Hey, ***, go fast and see if you can outsplit your 10 year old." Now, that's a real marriage for you! :drink:
Did you check on them on Sunday? Was he still ambulating? Alive?
A) Have nothing to do with your wife ordering a new BlueSeventy
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Don't say a thing (getting smarter), but can't stifle the chuckle (again) as things are being thrown and swearing like a sailor takes place...dog is hiding in the other room
D) Run away very fast for a non-land animal with two knee surgeries...this time into the back yard still wearing your suit....
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake...again)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit...again
G) Apply ice packs to a different and much more sensitive part of your body
H) No bonus this time...even the dog won't come near me.
swearing like a sailor takes place ... Apply ice packs to a different and much more sensitive part of your body.
What a woman!! :applaud: She's my hero. ;)
How to Avoid Sex During a Taper...and Pre-Season...and Mid-Season....and Off-Season.....
A. Buy your wife hand paddles for her 40th birthday (then spend rest of day on USMS forum)
B. Buy your wife snorkle (and lawnmower) for Christmas (then spend rest of day on USMS forum)
C. Buy your wife Speedo Pro for Nationals and publicly discuss her challenges stuffing her body into it on USMS forum
D. Buy your wife Blue 70 for Anniversary and publicly discuss her challenges stuffing her body into it on USMS forum
E. Befriend John Smith
Worlds collide, worlds collide!!!!!!
How to Avoid Sex During a Taper...and Pre-Season...and Mid-Season....and Off-Season.....
A. Buy your wife hand paddles for her 40th birthday (then spend rest of day on USMS forum)
B. Buy your wife snorkle (and lawnmower) for Christmas (then spend rest of day on USMS forum)
C. Buy your wife Speedo Pro for Nationals and publicly discuss her challenges stuffing her body into it on USMS forum
D. Buy your wife Blue 70 for Anniversary and publicly discuss her challenges stuffing her body into it on USMS forum
E. Befriend John Smith
A) Have nothing to do with your wife ordering a new BlueSeventy
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Don't say a thing (getting smarter), but can't stifle the chuckle (again) as things are being thrown and swearing like a sailor takes place...dog is hiding in the other room
D) Run away very fast for a non-land animal with two knee surgeries...this time into the back yard still wearing your suit....
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake...again)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit...again
G) Apply ice packs to a different and much more sensitive part of your body
H) No bonus this time...even the dog won't come near me.
This is all an attempt by Paul of what he thinks is smart misdirection. He figures he can post this little ditty and we'd all just assume he was getting some prior to trying on these suits and tapering. ;)
