A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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Speaking of giving up on manners, I was with my relay mates, reading for our 400 medley geezer relay on Saturday. My coach, who is rather speedy to say the least, was swimming the freestyle leg. Her hubby comes up to us before the start, wishes us luck, and says to our coach, "Hey, ***, go fast and see if you can outsplit your 10 year old." Now, that's a real marriage for you! :drink:
Did you check on them on Sunday? Was he still ambulating? Alive?
Speaking of giving up on manners, I was with my relay mates, reading for our 400 medley geezer relay on Saturday. My coach, who is rather speedy to say the least, was swimming the freestyle leg. Her hubby comes up to us before the start, wishes us luck, and says to our coach, "Hey, ***, go fast and see if you can outsplit your 10 year old." Now, that's a real marriage for you! :drink:
Did you check on them on Sunday? Was he still ambulating? Alive?
