A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
How to Avoid Sex During a Taper...and Pre-Season...and Mid-Season....and Off-Season.....
A. Buy your wife hand paddles for her 40th birthday (then spend rest of day on USMS forum)
B. Buy your wife snorkle (and lawnmower) for Christmas (then spend rest of day on USMS forum)
C. Buy your wife Speedo Pro for Nationals and publicly discuss her challenges stuffing her body into it on USMS forum
D. Buy your wife Blue 70 for Anniversary and publicly discuss her challenges stuffing her body into it on USMS forum
E. Befriend John Smith
Worlds collide, worlds collide!!!!!!
How to Avoid Sex During a Taper...and Pre-Season...and Mid-Season....and Off-Season.....
A. Buy your wife hand paddles for her 40th birthday (then spend rest of day on USMS forum)
B. Buy your wife snorkle (and lawnmower) for Christmas (then spend rest of day on USMS forum)
C. Buy your wife Speedo Pro for Nationals and publicly discuss her challenges stuffing her body into it on USMS forum
D. Buy your wife Blue 70 for Anniversary and publicly discuss her challenges stuffing her body into it on USMS forum
E. Befriend John Smith
Worlds collide, worlds collide!!!!!!
