How to avoid sex during a taper

A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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  • A) Have nothing to do with your wife ordering a new BlueSeventy B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Don't say a thing (getting smarter), but can't stifle the chuckle (again) as things are being thrown and swearing like a sailor takes place...dog is hiding in the other room D) Run away very fast for a non-land animal with two knee surgeries...this time into the back yard still wearing your suit.... E) Tell John Smith (big mistake...again) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit...again G) Apply ice packs to a different and much more sensitive part of your body H) No bonus this time...even the dog won't come near me.
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  • A) Have nothing to do with your wife ordering a new BlueSeventy B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Don't say a thing (getting smarter), but can't stifle the chuckle (again) as things are being thrown and swearing like a sailor takes place...dog is hiding in the other room D) Run away very fast for a non-land animal with two knee surgeries...this time into the back yard still wearing your suit.... E) Tell John Smith (big mistake...again) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit...again G) Apply ice packs to a different and much more sensitive part of your body H) No bonus this time...even the dog won't come near me.
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