A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
This is the first thread I've ever actually showed to my husband! His comment was "At least he didn't say the food was better in the doghouse"!
Paul, you can bunk in my room, if you don't mind sharing with 4 women! Wait, I forgot, Jeff Roddin's already there.
Meg
And "thicker?" Did you give him the benefit of the doubt and right hook his chin, and attribute it to the "thicker" muscles? ;)
No benefit of the doubt. I took revenge with the cold shoulder treatment and informed him that I am a far better athlete than Mr. Workoutaholic. :joker:
I tried to smash and cram my overly "thick" body into my new Pro today while the hubby (still not divorced quite yet) was away at work to avoid Paul Smith Syndrome. My daughter was home from school to provide zipper assistance and moral support. I got into it without a rip after the usual gyrations and she proclaimed that it to be the right size. I actually couldn't detect any discernable difference between size 26 and size 27 in terms of entry difficulty or size.
I do think the recordbreakers are much more comfy than the high necks. I'm rather relieved to be wearing my old worn out recordbreaker Pro this weekend.
My problem with said topic of this discussion is:
Who in there right mind would try to get out of sex?:lmao:
Just doesn't make any sense to me:mooning:
:kiss1::kiss1:
My problem with said topic of this discussion is:
Who in there right mind would try to get out of sex?:lmao:
Just doesn't make any sense to me:mooning:
:kiss1::kiss1:
No way would I intentionally try to avoid sex....but having hung around with John so much the last few years i seemed to have picked up his "flair" for saying stupid things to the Mrs....seems JS has been "without" for so long he has simply given up on manners all together!
Did you check on them on Sunday? Was he still ambulating? Alive?
Since my coach is quite slim, she just laughed it off. I must admit I had fun calling her "fat ass" several times the next day though. :D
Thanks LBJ.
Her hubby comes up to us before the start, wishes us luck, and says to our coach, "Hey, ***, go fast and see if you can outsplit your 10 year old." Now, that's a real marriage for you! :drink:
You should carry some of your lawyer business cards on you to the starting blocks.
Nice job at zones, BTW.
-LBJ
I'm off the hook....not only did she get into the suit for the Mission meet this past weekend but swam her fastest ever 200 back (unrested) with a 2:13+!
From a dog to a rock star in a week...now if I can keep my mouth shut for awhile!
congratulations
she had an excellent swim
I'm off the hook....not only did she get into the suit for the Mission meet this past weekend but swam her fastest ever 200 back (unrested) with a 2:13+!
From a dog to a rock star in a week...now if I can keep my mouth shut for awhile!
