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How to avoid sex during a taper

Paul Smith
A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
  • I) Post info about your sex life on a discussion forum. BTW - that whole sex and taper stuff is bunk, disproved in the 1970s, your decade of dreams.
  • Yes, I was thinking the same thing, it's all in his own hand! :lmao:
  • Sometimes I'm glad my wife doesn't swim! :)
  • Paul, you forgot to list the costs of each and add PRICELESS at the end of the list ande A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
  • A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week I am so proud of Laura!! :weightlifter: Although I think she owes John a big whack in the shoulder too. My husband committed a somewhat similar offense last December. He informed me that swimming was making me "thicker." He got frostbite and I went off to Boston for a swim meet alone.
  • Good news...after hearing a lot of cussing, banging and scratching Laura emerged from my former bedroom wearing the suit...at least long enough to give me the finger and slam the door!! Can't wait for the meet....wonder if I can still get aanother hotel room?
  • "scuse me but you've been looking a little THICKER" not wise words to utter to a wife I am so proud of Laura!! :weightlifter: Although I think she owes John a big whack in the shoulder too. My husband committed a somewhat similar offense last December. He informed me that swimming was making me "thicker." He got frostbite and I went off to Boston for a swim meet alone.
  • this a positive development Good news...after hearing a lot of cussing, banging and scratching Laura emerged from my former bedroom wearing the suit...at least long enough to give me the finger and slam the door!! Can't wait for the meet....wonder if I can still get aanother hotel room?
  • "scuse me but you've been looking a little THICKER" not wise words to utter to a wife No kidding!!!! Especially when the wife is only a size 4. I told him he was an idiot and had a few other choice words. I'm sure I could hang with Laura Smith. What size Pro did she finally cram into, Paul?
  • Yes, I was thinking the same thing, it's all in his own hand! :lmao: Me too, but what I really want to know is, is that Pat's canine he'll be sleeping with when it's not on "patrol"?