How to avoid sex during a taper

A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
Parents
  • congratulations she had an excellent swim I'm off the hook....not only did she get into the suit for the Mission meet this past weekend but swam her fastest ever 200 back (unrested) with a 2:13+! From a dog to a rock star in a week...now if I can keep my mouth shut for awhile!
Reply
  • congratulations she had an excellent swim I'm off the hook....not only did she get into the suit for the Mission meet this past weekend but swam her fastest ever 200 back (unrested) with a 2:13+! From a dog to a rock star in a week...now if I can keep my mouth shut for awhile!
Children
No Data