A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
Bonus?!
Boy do you know how to put gas on a fire!
:DThat is great Paul---but that contract isn't going to help much on those chilly spring nights in the rocky's~~~when its chilly both outside and inside--
A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) .............
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
What ICU in which hospital lets you keep your dog with you?
If your intent with the title was to shock, you succeeded.
I will now have to figure out how to clean coffee out of my keyboard and off my monitor!
Thanks!:rant3:
That is (almost exactly) why some people buy those new flexible and washable-under-the-tap keyboards.................
No kidding!!!! Especially when the wife is only a size 4. I told him he was an idiot and had a few other choice words. I'm sure I could hang with Laura Smith.
What size Pro did she finally cram into, Paul?
Can Paul plead the fifth?
I'm sooooooooo confused. Is this Thread called "Men's Locker Room"? This is exactly what I hear there.
As a matter of fact I heard today, "I'm the boss of MY house." The response was (from guy being spoken to), "you'd better not let your wife hear that." From a voice (man unseen and not in the conversation), "yeah, right up until your wife get home." This was followed by a knowing laugh from almost every guy in there. :p
Paul,
We have room for Laura!
Karen
PS You're lucky the finger is all you got... :doh:
And "thicker?" Did you give him the benefit of the doubt and right hook his chin, and attribute it to the "thicker" muscles? ;)
Jim- Orfas is actually quite snuggly, however, if we were to slip his favorite chew toy into Paul's shirt... let's just say P. Smith would stand for Pincushion Smith!!!
