How to avoid sex during a taper

A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Her hubby comes up to us before the start, wishes us luck, and says to our coach, "Hey, ***, go fast and see if you can outsplit your 10 year old." Now, that's a real marriage for you! :drink: You should carry some of your lawyer business cards on you to the starting blocks. Nice job at zones, BTW. -LBJ
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Her hubby comes up to us before the start, wishes us luck, and says to our coach, "Hey, ***, go fast and see if you can outsplit your 10 year old." Now, that's a real marriage for you! :drink: You should carry some of your lawyer business cards on you to the starting blocks. Nice job at zones, BTW. -LBJ
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