How to avoid sex during a taper

A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    No kidding!!!! Especially when the wife is only a size 4. I told him he was an idiot and had a few other choice words. I'm sure I could hang with Laura Smith. What size Pro did she finally cram into, Paul? Can Paul plead the fifth?
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    No kidding!!!! Especially when the wife is only a size 4. I told him he was an idiot and had a few other choice words. I'm sure I could hang with Laura Smith. What size Pro did she finally cram into, Paul? Can Paul plead the fifth?
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