How to avoid sex during a taper

A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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  • Former Member
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    I'm sooooooooo confused. Is this Thread called "Men's Locker Room"? This is exactly what I hear there. As a matter of fact I heard today, "I'm the boss of MY house." The response was (from guy being spoken to), "you'd better not let your wife hear that." From a voice (man unseen and not in the conversation), "yeah, right up until your wife get home." This was followed by a knowing laugh from almost every guy in there. :p
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    I'm sooooooooo confused. Is this Thread called "Men's Locker Room"? This is exactly what I hear there. As a matter of fact I heard today, "I'm the boss of MY house." The response was (from guy being spoken to), "you'd better not let your wife hear that." From a voice (man unseen and not in the conversation), "yeah, right up until your wife get home." This was followed by a knowing laugh from almost every guy in there. :p
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