A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
I have to hand it to you Paul---you've got stones---either that or a death wish---
Neither.....but I do have a contract with a few addendums in it that I don;t think she read over carefully...and its bulletproof (she works for me)!
pro's are hard to get on
especially when new
No kidding!!!! Especially when the wife is only a size 4. I told him he was an idiot and had a few other choice words. I'm sure I could hang with Laura Smith.
What size Pro did she finally cram into, Paul?
Sounds like he's not going to get any help for the next week or so. His future is in his own hands now.
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of avoiding sex during a taper? :confused:
Besides you'll either go blind or have to shave more.:rofl:
If your intent with the title was to shock, you succeeded.
I will now have to figure out how to clean coffee out of my keyboard and off my monitor!
Thanks!:rant3:
Im in taper mode now and my wife is getting tired of hearing me say, Im tapering and cant do that. We started a basement bathroom remodel and she was the one the scrape up the lanolium so the tile could be laid. She also took down the wall paper and painted. However, I did lay some grass seed today :lmao:
After next weekend I wont be able to use that excuse so Im sure the "honey do" list is growing.
