How to avoid sex during a taper

A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Im in taper mode now and my wife is getting tired of hearing me say, Im tapering and cant do that. We started a basement bathroom remodel and she was the one the scrape up the lanolium so the tile could be laid. She also took down the wall paper and painted. However, I did lay some grass seed today :lmao: After next weekend I wont be able to use that excuse so Im sure the "honey do" list is growing.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Im in taper mode now and my wife is getting tired of hearing me say, Im tapering and cant do that. We started a basement bathroom remodel and she was the one the scrape up the lanolium so the tile could be laid. She also took down the wall paper and painted. However, I did lay some grass seed today :lmao: After next weekend I wont be able to use that excuse so Im sure the "honey do" list is growing.
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