How to avoid sex during a taper

A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle D) Run away very fast E) Tell John Smith (big mistake) F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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  • this a positive development Good news...after hearing a lot of cussing, banging and scratching Laura emerged from my former bedroom wearing the suit...at least long enough to give me the finger and slam the door!! Can't wait for the meet....wonder if I can still get aanother hotel room?
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  • this a positive development Good news...after hearing a lot of cussing, banging and scratching Laura emerged from my former bedroom wearing the suit...at least long enough to give me the finger and slam the door!! Can't wait for the meet....wonder if I can still get aanother hotel room?
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