After watching Sam Perry "cruising" through 3 rounds of 1 x 400 pull (on 6:00) followed by 6 x 100's swim (1:30, 1:25 then 1:20)...and swimming backstroke on the 100's holding 1:10's (yards) I had had enough and barked at him to get his butt in gear and NOT fear lactic acid! :notworking:
1:05 on #6 :groovy:
I rest my case! :mooning:
We know who you all are.....and you know we know who you are...I hereby challenge all your lane mates to not only call you out in practice but "brand" them publicly on this forum! :groovy:
Yeah....call it "Team Aquageek"!
Those freakishly tall and those with dwarfism will not be chosen for this elite team. And, we will compete under my family's team name - Team Flaky Fish.
Mr. Smith is getting a life size poster of me swimming to hang over his bed per Mrs. Smith's request.
Team Dwarf could do this to Team Flaky Fish. But alas I just swam my whole meet line up AFAP in practice yesterday, barely avoiding puking at the end. So I may be in the slacker club by yardage, but not by race pace swimming. :thhbbb:
Maybe we should have a thread called name that slacker.
It would remind me of that show - name that tune.
First one to go on the list Fastjack.
This bunch could be the not so elite team.
Can we form an Slacker's Anonymous support group?:bolt:
How can it be anonymous when Mr. Smith throws me under the bus like that. Truth be told I could've held 1:03s. Thought I'd breathe hard after #6 so he'd think I was working harder. One more truth, Mr. Smith is getting a life size poster of me swimming to hang over his bed per Mrs. Smith's request.
How can it be anonymous when Mr. Smith throws me under the bus like that. Truth be told I could've held 1:03s. Thought I'd breathe hard after #6 so he'd think I was working harder. One more truth, Mr. Smith is getting a life size poster of me swimming to hang over his bed per Mrs. Smith's request.
Yes they're called "wallbangers"
www.wallbangers.com "as per the logo: "More excitement for them, more convenience for you!"
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After watching Sam Perry "cruising" through 3 rounds of 1 x 400 pull (on 6:00) followed by 6 x 100's swim (1:30, 1:25 then 1:20)...and swimming backstroke on the 100's holding 1:10's (yards) I had had enough and barked at him to get his butt in gear and NOT fear lactic acid! :notworking:
1:05 on #6 :groovy:
I rest my case! :mooning:
We know who you all are.....and you know we know who you are...I hereby challenge all your lane mates to not only call you out in practice but "brand" them publicly on this forum! :groovy:
Can we form an Slacker's Anonymous support group?:bolt:
Only if your wearing your grandmothers bloomers like you swam in yesterday!
And as for that "I could have held" crap....just keep saying that to yourself next year in Austin when you seize up the last 5 meters in your 100 back....and rest assured I'll be leaning over your lane reminding you of this conversation!
Just remember it was from a roll start.:mooning:
