Michael Phelps and a bong? Is there any truth to this?
Former Member
are we sure that's Phelps?
If true, he seems to have a habit of screwing up in the very next Novembers after Olympics...
anyone here from the UK? How reputable is "news of the world"?
How could he be so careless?
Parents
Former Member
Would that turn you on?
If it means you're silent, who knows how happy folks would get...Why you want to offer me some counseling? Besides you're the expert on porn and sex...you have all the answers...
*shakeshead*
OK I've just got it. You use the sock puppet to counsel those who come to see you:
"Nobody is judging you, If you can't tell me.. hw about you talk to Mr Goldtoe...say hello Mister Goldtoe..."
(now in silly high pitched voice)"Helloo...what's your name?"
etc etc meh blargh yawn
Would that turn you on?
If it means you're silent, who knows how happy folks would get...Why you want to offer me some counseling? Besides you're the expert on porn and sex...you have all the answers...
*shakeshead*
OK I've just got it. You use the sock puppet to counsel those who come to see you:
"Nobody is judging you, If you can't tell me.. hw about you talk to Mr Goldtoe...say hello Mister Goldtoe..."
(now in silly high pitched voice)"Helloo...what's your name?"
etc etc meh blargh yawn
