Michael Phelps and a bong? Is there any truth to this?

Classic Hero's Journey stuff: 1.) Miraculous conception and birth -- he was genetically gifted with ideal swimmer proportions. Ok, so this part may be a stretch... bear with me. 2.) Initiation of the Hero Child -- went to the Olympics at 15 in the 200 fly. 3.) Withdrawl from the world for meditation and preparation -- his practice regimen 4.) Trial and Quest -- 8 years to Beijing, 8 golds. Some miraculous finishes to get there (Lezak's otherworldly 100 free swim, the Jordanesque move on the 100 fly finish). 5.) Death -- Out partying like it was 1969. 6.) Descent into the otherworld -- the pictures come out, the fall from grace, the sanctions 7.) Resurrection and rebirth -- TBD 8.) Ascension, apotheosis, and atonement -- TBD If 8 years of college taught me anything, it's what template to use :). We'll see if the script bears out.

Classic Hero's Journey stuff: 1.) Miraculous conception and birth -- he was genetically gifted with ideal swimmer proportions. Ok, so this part may be a stretch... bear with me. 2.) Initiation of the Hero Child -- went to the Olympics at 15 in the 200 fly. 3.) Withdrawl from the world for meditation and preparation -- his practice regimen 4.) Trial and Quest -- 8 years to Beijing, 8 golds. Some miraculous finishes to get there (Lezak's otherworldly 100 free swim, the Jordanesque move on the 100 fly finish). 5.) Death -- Out partying like it was 1969. 6.) Descent into the otherworld -- the pictures come out, the fall from grace, the sanctions 7.) Resurrection and rebirth -- TBD 8.) Ascension, apotheosis, and atonement -- TBD If 8 years of college taught me anything, it's what template to use :). We'll see if the script bears out.