Michael Phelps and a bong? Is there any truth to this?

:rofl::rofl: Sounds like something I would hear around here. Pretty darn good, wookiee. Thank You...Thank You. I grew-up with relatives that are or have been influenced by true mountain people...from the hills of upper east tennessee. So, it is real easy for me to accomdate madam fortress with my redneck charm. As Jeff Foxworthy says " being a redneck is a glorious loss of satification. And everyone has a bit of neck in them and I is one" Elise, you would like this quote. When I lived in D.C. there was a eatery called "The Dixie Grill" On the front of the shirt, it had a pocket with a picture of the battle flag of the south, with the resturant name underneath. On the back, it had a slogan... "Southern Born...Southern Breed and when I am gone, I'll be Southern dead." I loved that shirt, still wish I hadn't of worn it out. The best part...it was right across the street from Ford's Theater...touch of irony.

:rofl::rofl: Sounds like something I would hear around here. Pretty darn good, wookiee. Thank You...Thank You. I grew-up with relatives that are or have been influenced by true mountain people...from the hills of upper east tennessee. So, it is real easy for me to accomdate madam fortress with my redneck charm. As Jeff Foxworthy says " being a redneck is a glorious loss of satification. And everyone has a bit of neck in them and I is one" Elise, you would like this quote. When I lived in D.C. there was a eatery called "The Dixie Grill" On the front of the shirt, it had a pocket with a picture of the battle flag of the south, with the resturant name underneath. On the back, it had a slogan... "Southern Born...Southern Breed and when I am gone, I'll be Southern dead." I loved that shirt, still wish I hadn't of worn it out. The best part...it was right across the street from Ford's Theater...touch of irony.