Michael Phelps and a bong? Is there any truth to this?

I thought this was the best zing so far! Wookiee, Don't go all shy and quiet on us. Feel free to give us the redneck perspective. :) Now darn it woman! I told ya not to open that there mouth of yours. Geek and I are goin have to fix up the truck, once we get the motor off the lawn, come up to yankee country with our shotguns in the rear window(which i shot out trying to hit the beer can off of geeks head the other day) and teach ya sum manners about how to talk to good common folk(even if thier momma didn't raise em with no more manners than what they got) Ain't nothin wrong with being a redneck, ain't that right geek? You should show some respect there to those that don't swum as quick as you do and be more respectful of a man's opinion about raisin your young-in's...even if he hasn't breed himself some farm help yet. Now, hush-up. quit causin trouble with them there men folk. I gotta get back to my nap. The revenuers come at night tryin to break my moonshine gid-up...I's got to be ready to defend my sweet sipping wiskey

I thought this was the best zing so far! Wookiee, Don't go all shy and quiet on us. Feel free to give us the redneck perspective. :) Now darn it woman! I told ya not to open that there mouth of yours. Geek and I are goin have to fix up the truck, once we get the motor off the lawn, come up to yankee country with our shotguns in the rear window(which i shot out trying to hit the beer can off of geeks head the other day) and teach ya sum manners about how to talk to good common folk(even if thier momma didn't raise em with no more manners than what they got) Ain't nothin wrong with being a redneck, ain't that right geek? You should show some respect there to those that don't swum as quick as you do and be more respectful of a man's opinion about raisin your young-in's...even if he hasn't breed himself some farm help yet. Now, hush-up. quit causin trouble with them there men folk. I gotta get back to my nap. The revenuers come at night tryin to break my moonshine gid-up...I's got to be ready to defend my sweet sipping wiskey