Michael Phelps and a bong? Is there any truth to this?

Reading impaired? Calling me out on what? The only ppl that talk smack to my face w/ impugnity are those in the upper echelons of the sport. Here's the thing, Fortress: most ppl that beat me don't talk smack out of respect for a good competitor. I only talk smack to my friends and guys who are at my level and w/ whom I have that type of a relationship. You don't know me, and yet you sit here and attack my swimming on more than one occasion. Put up or shut up. I've never attacked your swimming. I questioned whether you had the multiple fina top 3 rankings you asserted. Having two #2 USMS rankings is not the same. Why do you always feel it necessary to fling a ludicrous insult like "reading impaired?"? I just used the words "call you out" because, for some bizarre reason, you used that phraseology on Geek. I believe I can talk smack to you, Carlos. Though why you can only talk with those in the "upper echelons" is beyond me. Do they do snobby in the hood? If you've really been lurking lately, moreover, you'll have noted that most of the threads for awhile, apart from the "outsider" thread, have been pretty much straight swimming. And by the way, consult your own "little dictionary." You appear not to know how to spell "impunity." And, as you note above, I can apparently point this out with impunity. Smack!

Reading impaired? Calling me out on what? The only ppl that talk smack to my face w/ impugnity are those in the upper echelons of the sport. Here's the thing, Fortress: most ppl that beat me don't talk smack out of respect for a good competitor. I only talk smack to my friends and guys who are at my level and w/ whom I have that type of a relationship. You don't know me, and yet you sit here and attack my swimming on more than one occasion. Put up or shut up. I've never attacked your swimming. I questioned whether you had the multiple fina top 3 rankings you asserted. Having two #2 USMS rankings is not the same. Why do you always feel it necessary to fling a ludicrous insult like "reading impaired?"? I just used the words "call you out" because, for some bizarre reason, you used that phraseology on Geek. I believe I can talk smack to you, Carlos. Though why you can only talk with those in the "upper echelons" is beyond me. Do they do snobby in the hood? If you've really been lurking lately, moreover, you'll have noted that most of the threads for awhile, apart from the "outsider" thread, have been pretty much straight swimming. And by the way, consult your own "little dictionary." You appear not to know how to spell "impunity." And, as you note above, I can apparently point this out with impunity. Smack!