what if the airlines ran swim meets?

You would pay $45 to enter the meet and find out that the swimmer in the next lane paid $27.50. You heat would be delayed for 3 hours and you could not go the bathroom. Whereas the event scheduled behind you would have already finished. TSA (thousands standing around) would search all the swimmers prior to gaining entry to the pool deck. Some lucky winners (90-94 y) would be pulled off for special full body searches. The shady spots on the pool deck are more expensive. There is surcharge for using the newest speed suit (!$#@).
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Some of my towels and suits might be declared biohazards and confiscated. No negative verbal imagery about pain, suffering, sudden flaming painful death, burning out, blowing chunks, gakking up a lung, or wishing you'd been on the exit row. The Steinway provided by my frequent sponsor would not be carry-on. DV
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Some of my towels and suits might be declared biohazards and confiscated. No negative verbal imagery about pain, suffering, sudden flaming painful death, burning out, blowing chunks, gakking up a lung, or wishing you'd been on the exit row. The Steinway provided by my frequent sponsor would not be carry-on. DV
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