You would pay $45 to enter the meet and find out that the swimmer in the next lane paid $27.50.
You heat would be delayed for 3 hours and you could not go the bathroom. Whereas the event scheduled behind you would have already finished.
TSA (thousands standing around) would search all the swimmers prior to gaining entry to the pool deck. Some lucky winners (90-94 y) would be pulled off for special full body searches.
The shady spots on the pool deck are more expensive.
There is surcharge for using the newest speed suit (!$#@).
All the bathrooms would be unisex and you'd always walk into one that was occupied by an old woman in an unsightly state (a sight I shall never be able to erase from my mind, NEVER).
That is the ONLY preflight safety instruction they should give, and give it at least twice.
All the bathrooms would be unisex and you'd always walk into one that was occupied by an old woman in an unsightly state (a sight I shall never be able to erase from my mind, NEVER).
That is the ONLY preflight safety instruction they should give, and give it at least twice.
