what if the airlines ran swim meets?

You would pay $45 to enter the meet and find out that the swimmer in the next lane paid $27.50. You heat would be delayed for 3 hours and you could not go the bathroom. Whereas the event scheduled behind you would have already finished. TSA (thousands standing around) would search all the swimmers prior to gaining entry to the pool deck. Some lucky winners (90-94 y) would be pulled off for special full body searches. The shady spots on the pool deck are more expensive. There is surcharge for using the newest speed suit (!$#@).
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Where would that have you start, early or late in the competition???Isn't it odd that all the people riding coach are the ones to board last...and have to walk past all the 1st class passengers already snug in their cushy seats. Never understood why those seated in the back had to wait. And that said...if the airlines ran swim meets... The first class swimmers (fastest) would have to compete in the earliest heats.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Where would that have you start, early or late in the competition???Isn't it odd that all the people riding coach are the ones to board last...and have to walk past all the 1st class passengers already snug in their cushy seats. Never understood why those seated in the back had to wait. And that said...if the airlines ran swim meets... The first class swimmers (fastest) would have to compete in the earliest heats.
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