what if the airlines ran swim meets?

You would pay $45 to enter the meet and find out that the swimmer in the next lane paid $27.50. You heat would be delayed for 3 hours and you could not go the bathroom. Whereas the event scheduled behind you would have already finished. TSA (thousands standing around) would search all the swimmers prior to gaining entry to the pool deck. Some lucky winners (90-94 y) would be pulled off for special full body searches. The shady spots on the pool deck are more expensive. There is surcharge for using the newest speed suit (!$#@).
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  • Former Member
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    All you would be able to eat are pretzels. Any thing else is a ten dollar charge. There would be a three hour long pause (a layover) between each event. The locker rooms would only have one toilet each, which may or may not have soap. It would cost over 300 dollars to enter the meet. Your meet bag would have to be stored in an overhead compartment. Electronic devices would not be used untill about twenty minutes after the meet starts.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    All you would be able to eat are pretzels. Any thing else is a ten dollar charge. There would be a three hour long pause (a layover) between each event. The locker rooms would only have one toilet each, which may or may not have soap. It would cost over 300 dollars to enter the meet. Your meet bag would have to be stored in an overhead compartment. Electronic devices would not be used untill about twenty minutes after the meet starts.
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