A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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You know it says something when a thread about sex turns into a thread about lawn mowers.
Actually the thread is about "avoiding" sex.........
I live in a highrise and don't have a lawn mower.
You know it says something when a thread about sex turns into a thread about lawn mowers.
Actually the thread is about "avoiding" sex.........
I live in a highrise and don't have a lawn mower.
