A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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....who buys a friggin push mower these days anyway...
Well... I did. It's actually much less work, in my tiny 32' city lot, than trying to muscle a power mower around 180 degrees every five minutes. Much as I'd love to write it up in my exercise journal as a "workout", it just isn't that strenuous. An added bonus is, I can mow at 6:00 a.m. during hot spells and it doesn't make a scary banging noise when I go over a poplar root.
....who buys a friggin push mower these days anyway...
Well... I did. It's actually much less work, in my tiny 32' city lot, than trying to muscle a power mower around 180 degrees every five minutes. Much as I'd love to write it up in my exercise journal as a "workout", it just isn't that strenuous. An added bonus is, I can mow at 6:00 a.m. during hot spells and it doesn't make a scary banging noise when I go over a poplar root.
