A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
A. Buy your wife hand paddles for her 40th birthday
This seem like a passive aggressive way to get your wife to quit swimming, to me.
I have no skills either, and no plans to get any. Even with my inhaler in hand to treat my imaginary adult-onset allergies/asthma, I won't go near mulch or leaf piles.
A. Buy your wife hand paddles for her 40th birthday
This seem like a passive aggressive way to get your wife to quit swimming, to me.
I have no skills either, and no plans to get any. Even with my inhaler in hand to treat my imaginary adult-onset allergies/asthma, I won't go near mulch or leaf piles.
