A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
I hate yardwork, I vow to never mow my lawn again. I gave away all lawn work items years ago. I don't do housework or repairs of any sort either. I have no skills, no desire to have any skills and therefore am completely repellant to my wife, which is understandable.
I can install ceiling fans, usually on the first try. I'm good with super glue also.
I hate yardwork, I vow to never mow my lawn again. I gave away all lawn work items years ago. I don't do housework or repairs of any sort either. I have no skills, no desire to have any skills and therefore am completely repellant to my wife, which is understandable.
I can install ceiling fans, usually on the first try. I'm good with super glue also.
