A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
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No, ViveBene....Smith by Marriage would have wanted a lawn SERVICE, not a lawn MOWER!!! But alas, because now I'm the proud owner of the mower, I AM the lawn service. I heard it's good exercise, however.
And please, I hope that none of you are fooled. Paul is not, will not, and has never been in the "driver's seat". I hold the keys.
No, ViveBene....Smith by Marriage would have wanted a lawn SERVICE, not a lawn MOWER!!! But alas, because now I'm the proud owner of the mower, I AM the lawn service. I heard it's good exercise, however.
And please, I hope that none of you are fooled. Paul is not, will not, and has never been in the "driver's seat". I hold the keys.
