A) Order FS Pro's for you and your wife before nationals
B) Try on your suit and comment how great it feels...wife can't get into her's
C) Make a stupid comment about wife not getting into the suit and chuckle
D) Run away very fast
E) Tell John Smith (big mistake)
F) John Smith text messages said wife and asks how she likes the new suit
G) Apply ice to right shoulder from bruise received while driving and wife gets message
H) Bonus: getting to sleep with the dog all week
Did Smith by Marriage want the lawnmower?
I ask bec. one year I requested an electric drill with an array of drill bits and got in response a 3-page single-spaced letter (from distant family dear) on why I did not want an electric drill, said letter accompanying some crocheted garment hangers picked up at a yard sale.
And real lawnmowers, the push kind, are frightfully expensive these days. A high-value item!:agree:
Did Smith by Marriage want the lawnmower?
I ask bec. one year I requested an electric drill with an array of drill bits and got in response a 3-page single-spaced letter (from distant family dear) on why I did not want an electric drill, said letter accompanying some crocheted garment hangers picked up at a yard sale.
And real lawnmowers, the push kind, are frightfully expensive these days. A high-value item!:agree:
