Women's Locker Room

Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
  • Boo Hoo. I can't cheat, so I quit. You are only too old to spend time whining like this. So why do it? You, sir, are a sniveling coward and rapscallion. Sniping from anonymity is the hallmark of a timid bully. Appropriating the name and avatar of one this forum's most passionate and helpful and generous individuals to make your unfunny point is contemptuous. Apologize and then slink off to your hidey hole, blackguard!
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    I'll have no need for meets now. Got enough competition training in my poly during practices. Plus, why go from using technological advancement back to the stone age? As one of my friends said this past Auburn meet, it would be like making tennis players go back to the wooden racquet. I'll pass. At least I have a high tech car. Hope no one decides it's too advanced and tries to take it away from me. HA! BTW, saw the new B70 Kneeskin for women. It's like the paper suit of the '80s. I'm too old to fool with this nonsense. Boo Hoo. I can't cheat, so I quit. You are only too old to spend time whining like this. So why do it?
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Boo Hoo. I can't cheat, so I quit. You are only too old to spend time whining like this. So why do it? Shut up. Your post is an insult to every living being with more than two neurons.
  • I think when we ask what happened today in the locker room we are just requesting what bad bad behaviour went on in the locker room. ViveBene Cockroaches do have rights also. Leave them alone or just get out of the locker room and change on the deck. I recognize there is some conflict over rights; however, territory must be defended and a perimeter watch set. One woman I see infrequently has initiated 7 conversations by asking me how much my suit costs, for the purpose of informing me she pays less. Next time I will tell her it was free. Pretty mild behavior in the locker rooms. Genial, considerate, some discussion of the set we have just swum or an upcoming meet or is the water too hot or too cold today (can't adjust), and what happens to all the suits we inadvertently leave behind that disappear into thin air.
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Boo Hoo. I can't cheat, so I quit. You are only too old to spend time whining like this. So why do it? Just how has she cheated in the past? Do you have some inside knowledge to BigNoodler using preformance enhancing drugs? Have you personally witnessed her doing something illegal in the women's lockeroom?
  • My favorite locker room "moment" occurred when I was in high school during the '70s. I had spent a week with my best friend at her grandparents place in Laguna Beach, CA during Spring Break. While there I bought a really nice "teenie-weenie" bikini. Upon returning to school, it turns out we needed to wear a swim suit in gym class so our posture could be checked. Well, of course I wore my new bikini. The girl who had a locker next to mine apparantly was jealous and went so far as to accuse me of stuffing my top to appear larger. Well, without even thinking, I quickly pulled my top up exposing my chest, and said "Does this look stuffed to you?" I don't think I've seen anyone turn a brighter shade of red than that girl.
  • My favorite locker room "moment" occurred when I was in high school during the '70s. I had spent a week with my best friend at her grandparents place in Laguna Beach, CA during Spring Break. While there I bought a really nice "teenie-weenie" bikini. Upon returning to school, it turns out we needed to wear a swim suit in gym class so our posture could be checked. Well, of course I wore my new bikini. The girl who had a locker next to mine apparantly was jealous and went so far as to accuse me of stuffing my top to appear larger. Well, without even thinking, I quickly pulled my top up exposing my chest, and said "Does this look stuffed to you?" I don't think I've seen anyone turn a brighter shade of red than that girl. That is awesome! You go girl!
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    I think when we ask what happened today in the locker room we are just requesting what bad bad behaviour went on in the locker room. ViveBene Cockroaches do have rights also. Leave them alone or just get out of the locker room and change on the deck. what happened today in the locker room any great gossip ande
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Is that a C6? Yep - 2009. I was told it has 9 computers in it - 'course the guy could have been totally bsing me. It really IS the lazy person's car as it does everything for you. . . Love that OnStar and DIC feature. ;)
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Boo Hoo. I can't cheat, so I quit. You are only too old to spend time whining like this. So why do it? LOL! You nailed it - I AM known as the lazy whiner on my team! Just ask anyone! :angel: Guess my boo hooing in practices have carried over to boo hooing on the forums.