Dara just one the national title in the 100M Freestyle in 54.4 at the ripe old age of 40. Simply Incredible. :applaud: :woot:
If that's not inspiring I don't know what is.
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I hear that ALL the baseballs the Rocket recently signed mysteriously turned into Softballs---
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
As he tries the round house kick....I sweep his other leg out from under him and pound him into a mass of quivering Jello!!!!
I could "SO" take him!!!!!
It's obvious that you're in a dream state as you prepare to enter the light because Chuck has knocked your head around with a round house kick!
Go bears....it is a well known fact that he is juiced.....just read the website that he has....he talks about it extensively!!!!! LOL
Of course it is all natural juice!!!! Literally!!!!
Good one George!!!Wouldn't the correct phrase then be that "He juices" or "He has juiced" as opposed to he "is" juiced? Guess I looked too hard at the wording...:confused:
Chuck Norris intimidates Rob Copeland so much, that Chuck always recieves his USMS Swimmer mag on time!!
Speedo are coming out with yet another new suit for Beijing 2008 games... they will introduce the "Chucksin." That's how awesome Chuck is!
