Real Swimmers Of Genius

thanks it should be Mr. Backstroke lane rope puller oner guy? the big sound that people make from a belly flop is actually the clap from air trapped by their thighs and what about mr crazy screaming coach at the swimmers who can't hear you guy Originally posted by knelson Best one yet! There's always at least one of these at every meet who gets a nice crowd response after their loud start. It's usually a guy with a big gut. How about Mr. Backstroke lane rope puller guy?

Mr. make some bizarre noise whenever someone breathes during breaststroke guy.

I had a team mate from highschool in 1980-81 with one of those and a cape when he went to the block it was funny! At least he could actually back it up. so he would be........ Mr. Goggle Cap Cape Wearing Speed Demon Guy.

. . mr nose clip wearing guy mr stuff your speedo guy mr way too intense about swimming guy Mr go out way too fast and die guy Mr can't deny your comb over guy Ms gotta wear make up in swim practice gal Mr wear a boxing robe at a swim meet guy Mr Smash 'em like guitars trash talkin guy Mr Shadow Box before your race guy Mr loudly pop your under arms guy Ms Swim with a Wedgie Swimmer Girl

Originally posted by ande . . Ms Swim with a Wedgie Swimmer Girl Uhhhhhhhh................. what's wong with this one? :)

Originally posted by scyfreestyler I saw a Mr. fall into the pool before the buzzer guy at a meet earlier this year. He took it in stride with a smile on his face! The video could have him opening the beer with his oversized left hand/forearm. DV

Originally posted by dvarner The video could have him opening the beer with his oversized left hand/forearm. DV Sorry, meant this for the backstroke puller guy.

Great thread. Mr Threw up in the Gutter Guy Gamely tried to do Saturday morning practice hung over. Sunny Delight and Pop-Tarts look pretty on the deck Mr White Speedo Guy Mr Nervous on the Blocks Guy Yellow trickle running down the leg before the race OK, usually these are little age group swimmers - not beer drinkers Mr New Masters Coach Guy Assigns a 5 x 500 free on 6 minute set to his middle-aged USMS women Is on his cellphone during most of the practice lining up his weekend Mr Janitor Guy Most valuable person on the team. Shows up every day at 5:15 am to unlock the pool. Mr Pool Maintenance Guy Keeps the pool chemicals in balance. Water in the pool and temperatures right. Sweeps the crud off the bottom. Or not. Mr Not Sure about Speedos Guy Wears voluminous jammer shorts with pockets Mr Blew Out The Speedo Guy Doesn't realize when he gets out that his favorite lucky Speedo, "Old See-Thru", finally failed on the backside Mr Swim Dad Guy * Caffeine dopes their 8-year-old before meets * Marches up to the officials to verify times for the swimmer that just beat their kid * Run up and down the deck yelling at their kid to kick harder during the mile * Tells the kid to ignore what the coach said about technique, just move their arms faster and kick harder * Argue with the coach that their 8-year-old needs to do 2-a-days * Fudges entry times to get a kid into a meet they aren't eligible to swim * Will buy his 10-year-old "B/C" swimmer a $300 technical swimsuit but won't participate in the team fundraiser or pay training fees on time. * Feeds their swimmer ballpark nachos or chili dogs right before his event Mr I Have A Cramp Pansy Guy Conveniently comes up with a cramp whenever he doesn't want to finish a set Mr Magic Cape Swimmer Guy Never comes to practice, has a horrible diet, drinks like a fish, stays up all night, and yet when he stands on the blocks he unleashes a superhuman swim.

Great thread... Mr. body can barely fit in a Fastskin guy. Mr. Shave My Back Guy. Mr. on the public beach speedo guy. Mr. bald headed swimming cap guy. Mr. goggle cap guy. (yes they still exist)

Goggle Cap Guy??? lol...what exactly is this one?