Real Swimmers Of Genius

good morning OK put on your creative caps and dream up examples of Real Swimmers of Genius In the vein of BUD Light's Real Men of Genius Ad Campaign here's a few examples that might spark your creative fires http://budlight.whipnet.com or www.ifilm.com/.../realmenofgenius But they need to be related to swimming. Here's to you ... Mr ______ ______ _______ Guy, Can you think of any? I could use a laugh, practice was cancelled today. Please be sure to include some of the short ad lib singing lines related to the concept have fun ande 1) Mr Drug test sample getter Guy (they actually have to watch the athlete produce the urine specimen) 2) Mr Too Chicken to DQ the cheater Guy (breastroke dolphin kick olympics 2004)