good morning
OK put on your creative caps and dream up examples of
Real Swimmers of Genius
In the vein of BUD Light's
Real Men of Genius Ad Campaign
here's a few examples that might spark your creative fires
http://budlight.whipnet.com
or
www.ifilm.com/.../realmenofgenius
But they need to be related to swimming.
Here's to you ... Mr ______ ______ _______ Guy,
Can you think of any?
I could use a laugh, practice was cancelled today.
Please be sure to include some of the short ad lib singing lines related to the concept
have fun
ande
1) Mr Drug test sample getter Guy
(they actually have to watch the athlete produce the urine specimen)
2) Mr Too Chicken to DQ the cheater Guy
(breastroke dolphin kick olympics 2004)
Former Member
This is not an annoying guy, but...
how about our fast-swimming song-writing, I'll just casually create two popular threads in a few days, Ande guy?
Ms/Mr I'll use fins for EVERYTHING Guy/Gal..
Originally posted by nkfrench
Mr Trained All Year & Partied All Night Guy
* Scratched all the next day's events at Zones/Natls after staying out all night at the strip bars.
Who might this have been?
Except the Scratched events and strip bar part I can relate to that at Natls.
LOL!!!!! Every Pool Has one.
"Mr I Have A Cramp Pansy Guy
Conveniently comes up with a cramp whenever he doesn't want to finish a set"
Oh and
"
Mr Invisible Speedo Guy
* Speedo not visible due to beer gut overhang, does get self-confidence points
Mr Invisible Speedo Guy
* Speedo not visible due to beer gut overhang, does get self-confidence points
"
Thanks for ruining my dinner.
here's a few more
mr too small speedo wearer guy
mr too big speedo wearer guy
mr worn out speedo wearer guy
Mr center mount snorkel inventor guy
mr sammy saver upper guy
Mr Invisible Speedo Guy
* Speedo not visible due to beer gut overhang, does get self-confidence points
Mr Shaved His College Logo In His Hairy Back guy
Mr Trained All Year & Partied All Night Guy
* Scratched all the next day's events at Zones/Natls after staying out all night at the strip bars.
Mr Deck Change Guy
Mr Brings His Pager/Cellphone To Practice Guy
Mr Gung-Ho Swim Coach Guy
* Waves and flaps his arms and shouts during the mile. Probably more tired than the swimmer
Mr I'm Coming To See You, Momma, Guy
* Always has the same saying after he finishes a hard set. (You know who you are :)
Mr Triathlete Guy
* Won't do anything but freestyle
* Has impressive road rash
* Won't do drills or long-rest sets because he'll get out of shape
* Wears his singlet in the pool
* Aggravated beyond belief when pudgy ex-swimmers just getting back into it go faster than him
* Have more equipment than the rest of his lanemates put together
Mr Borrowed Your Stuff Guy
* When it's time for your kick set, you find that he borrowed your kickboard/fins without asking
* When it's time to go, your stuff is nowhere to be found
Mr Eye Candy Guy
* Buff and toned likable guy who just happens to wear his speedo well.
* Some people will make jealous remarks about "prancing across the deck"; others just enjoy the scenery.
Mr. King of the Equipment Guy
(the dude who shows up with personal pull buoy and kickboard, Zoomers, 2 sizes of paddles, Zura fins, fist gloves, monofin, snorkel, etc etc etc!)
Originally posted by ande
mr belly flop racing start guy
Best one yet! There's always at least one of these at every meet who gets a nice crowd response after their loud start. It's usually a guy with a big gut.
How about Mr. Backstroke lane rope puller guy?
