This board has turned has turmned into complete amateur hour!

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But I guess that what US Masters really wants. A touchy feely environmnet for everyone! No one should be to good just average we would'nt want to make anyone feel less than!
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    Hey "It's a slow show" Why not post some of your own fast action swim shots here. SO we can all turn on your technique like a hot blow torch on a limp noodle. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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    I wonder if this mysterious "Speedo Man" is aware of his level of fame and notoriety on the internet? Perhaps he is among us but has yet to come forward and identify himself. Hmm? And as for you Valhallan, you should be ashamed of yourself!:D
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    The Geek is very disturbed by the repeated showing of this picture; it threatens his very anonymity, existentially speaking which is the core of his identity.
  • Former Member
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    Originally posted by Dobbie SO we can all turn on your technique like a hot blow torch on a limp noodle. Or perhaps like Geek and Gull on a styrofoam noodle. :p
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    Gee I dont understand. USMS and this forum are for "swimmers" I for one really dont give a hoot for speed or times. I swim for fitness, but I realize that lots of swimmers like competition. This is a forum for all swimmers to discuss swimming . Its also a forum that welcomes all swimmers and there input on swimming regardless of their swimming ability. Oh well ! LETS SWIM!
  • While there are "gate keepers" on a lot of forums, there are many more who welcome new people and are accommodating in answering questions. I figure if this forum invites general questions about swimming, those posting such questions are within their rights. People are at all stages of learning, and often those who have most reason to be gate keepers are the ones most encouraging of newcomers. I think of Geochuck! I should say for the record that I sometimes put noodles into water: boiling water with a little salt and oil for ten to twelve minutes. The kind I see in swimming pools never seem to cook quite right and they taste rubbery. ;)
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    I had almost recovered from my last encounter with Mr. Speedo. But now my eyes...! Will the burning ever stop?!! Welcome one, welcome all!
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    It's interesting how 'It's a slow show' has not posted a reply since the initial posting. Oh where oh where did I't's a slow show' go?? Come one come all to the world of swimming.
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    Let's not all hop on slow show, he has the right to his opinion. I have not been serious about my own swimming for years and when I was swimming I never took it too serious then. It was a good way for me to make money. I hated coaching good swimmers they took too much time the money was made with those wanting to learn to swim
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    From what I hear, the Moose is going to sell VO2MAX Shampoo at the World Championships. I sure miss the days when we could read about finishing a race before it started by using VO2MAX. You have to admit, those were some very funny posts. As for the guy in the red Speedo; Isn't he from Troy, NY? ;)