here's a first draft of my latest lyric,
perhaps it's one many of us can unfortunately relate to
doesn't everyone want FAB ABS?
also if you've lost your six pack
maybe it's turned into a one pack or a keg
what do we need to do to get it back?
Ande
Get My Six Pack Back
by ande rasmussen
verse 1
when I look in the mirror (sung: mere)
it's been many years
since I've seen those four lines
When I was a teen
I was lean and mean
now i've made up my mind
chorus
i'm gonna get my six pack back
i'm tired of this tummy fat
I want my belly ripped and flat
I'm gonna get my six pack back
verse 2
I hate what I see
what's happened to me
lord I've let myself go
I'm so out of shape
with this big soft waist
this gut has gotta go
chorus chorus
i'm gonna get my six pack back
i wanna sport a rock hard rack
I want my belly ripped and flat
I gotta get my six pack back
Bridge
I'll eat right drink water
and work out
I'll quit beer then look hotter
there's no doubt
chorus 1 repeats
Parents
Former Member
Once I had a hernia operation.
I gave the surgeon a snapshot of my belly, and on the snapshot I had drawn how I wanted my long-disappeared six pack to look. I asked him, if he had any time and any inclination, could he take a little surgical detour and make my belly look like the picture...
When I awoke I saw that he had taken a surgical pen and drawn onto my belly the same lines that I had drawn on the picture.
Who says surgeons don't have a sense of humor?
Once I had a hernia operation.
I gave the surgeon a snapshot of my belly, and on the snapshot I had drawn how I wanted my long-disappeared six pack to look. I asked him, if he had any time and any inclination, could he take a little surgical detour and make my belly look like the picture...
When I awoke I saw that he had taken a surgical pen and drawn onto my belly the same lines that I had drawn on the picture.
Who says surgeons don't have a sense of humor?
