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Get My Six Pack Back

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here's a first draft of my latest lyric, perhaps it's one many of us can unfortunately relate to doesn't everyone want FAB ABS? also if you've lost your six pack maybe it's turned into a one pack or a keg what do we need to do to get it back? Ande Get My Six Pack Back by ande rasmussen verse 1 when I look in the mirror (sung: mere) it's been many years since I've seen those four lines When I was a teen I was lean and mean now i've made up my mind chorus i'm gonna get my six pack back i'm tired of this tummy fat I want my belly ripped and flat I'm gonna get my six pack back verse 2 I hate what I see what's happened to me lord I've let myself go I'm so out of shape with this big soft waist this gut has gotta go chorus chorus i'm gonna get my six pack back i wanna sport a rock hard rack I want my belly ripped and flat I gotta get my six pack back Bridge I'll eat right drink water and work out I'll quit beer then look hotter there's no doubt chorus 1 repeats
  • ROFL!.. Great story! Ande.. LOVELY song. I think you've got a hit there! you're goin' places baby!
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    Once I had a hernia operation. I gave the surgeon a snapshot of my belly, and on the snapshot I had drawn how I wanted my long-disappeared six pack to look. I asked him, if he had any time and any inclination, could he take a little surgical detour and make my belly look like the picture... When I awoke I saw that he had taken a surgical pen and drawn onto my belly the same lines that I had drawn on the picture. Who says surgeons don't have a sense of humor?
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    Guvnah, that is HYSTERICAL ... love it! Ande, you have not responded to the challenge I threw down in your blog.
  • Originally posted by Guvnah Once I had a hernia operation. I gave the surgeon a snapshot of my belly, and on the snapshot I had drawn how I wanted my long-disappeared six pack to look. I asked him, if he had any time and any inclination, could he take a little surgical detour and make my belly look like the picture... When I awoke I saw that he had taken a surgical pen and drawn onto my belly the same lines that I had drawn on the picture. Who says surgeons don't have a sense of humor? I saw somewhere on TV that they use some kind of makeup to make the guys look like they have 6 packs on photos especially.
  • Of course, if you go to the plastic surgeon to get a six pack!!!!!
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Love the song but can't beer and a six pack co-exist
  • Former Member
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    That reminds me of one of my favorite saying... "I do have a six pack, it's under my keg." Those are great lyrics Ande!!
  • Rewrote the bridge Get My Six Pack Back by ande rasmussen verse 1 when I look in the mirror (sung: mere) it's been many years since I've seen those four lines When I was a teen I was lean and mean now i've made up my mind chorus i'm gonna get my six pack back i'm tired of this tummy fat I want my belly ripped and flat I'm gonna get my six pack back verse 2 I hate what I see what's happened to me lord I've let myself go I'm so out of shape with this big soft waist this gut has gotta go chorus chorus i'm gonna get my six pack back i wanna sport a rock hard rack this blubber's under attack I'm gonna get my six pack back Bridge I'll work off what I've gained I'll work out hard I'm determinded to lose this layer of lard chorus 1 repeats