ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
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DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available
Parents
Former Member
The way I see it, it's flattering if men think women look younger than their actual age.
The one thing I've learned is to be a good listener. Open your ears and pay attention to what she says, no matter how you're feeling at the time.
...And if you're going to complement a woman, do it in a civilized manner, fellas.
"WOW! You're HOT!" will only get you in trouble.
"You're looking great this fine Saturday Morning!" Although subtle, it gets the point across maturely.
Tips for meeting women in the pool when you go swimming:
1. If a woman asks to share lanes with you, say "Yes!" no matter what your favorite lane is (Lane 5).
2. If you stumble across a lovely, attractive woman at the pool, tis best not to stare, staring only leads to getting slapped.
3. *this applies to #2* If you're truly attracted, don't say the first thing that pops in your head. Edit yourself for heaven's sake! ...and if you can't think of a mature thing to say, just keep quiet, but at the same time don't look creepy and scare her off.
4. Compliment her swimming technique when she's done working out. I always find this very useful.
5. DON'T OVER DO IT! If she likes you, don't rush it and don't stalk her. It's creepy for both genders, not just women.
6. Find something you both have in common.
7. Never, ever use the Johnny Bravo Meathod "Hey there aquatic mama, how's about you an' I share a lane and swim laps in the pool of love!"
8. Show respect.
9. Always be a gentlemen
10. Be a good sport. If she beat you on that 50 Fly, don't whine about it. Suck it up and take it like a man.
The way I see it, it's flattering if men think women look younger than their actual age.
The one thing I've learned is to be a good listener. Open your ears and pay attention to what she says, no matter how you're feeling at the time.
...And if you're going to complement a woman, do it in a civilized manner, fellas.
"WOW! You're HOT!" will only get you in trouble.
"You're looking great this fine Saturday Morning!" Although subtle, it gets the point across maturely.
Tips for meeting women in the pool when you go swimming:
1. If a woman asks to share lanes with you, say "Yes!" no matter what your favorite lane is (Lane 5).
2. If you stumble across a lovely, attractive woman at the pool, tis best not to stare, staring only leads to getting slapped.
3. *this applies to #2* If you're truly attracted, don't say the first thing that pops in your head. Edit yourself for heaven's sake! ...and if you can't think of a mature thing to say, just keep quiet, but at the same time don't look creepy and scare her off.
4. Compliment her swimming technique when she's done working out. I always find this very useful.
5. DON'T OVER DO IT! If she likes you, don't rush it and don't stalk her. It's creepy for both genders, not just women.
6. Find something you both have in common.
7. Never, ever use the Johnny Bravo Meathod "Hey there aquatic mama, how's about you an' I share a lane and swim laps in the pool of love!"
8. Show respect.
9. Always be a gentlemen
10. Be a good sport. If she beat you on that 50 Fly, don't whine about it. Suck it up and take it like a man.
