ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
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DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available
May I step in here....uh hum....
TOILET SEATS - THE CONSEQUENCES OF LEAVING THEM UP
A behind the scenes look - a demonstration followed by discussion
IS YOUR DIALING FINGER BROKEN?
Don't leave her hanging! Discussion on creative and not so subtle ways to tell her you're not interested
FLOWERS 101
Yes - they do make a difference
Bud - LOL!!!
We're not that hard to figure out, really. Just call us when you say you will - and if you're not interested, don't pretend to be. If you're "just not that into us", then tell us so. I'd rather have that then some lame excuse.
Let's hear your side - what "classes" would we need to take?
Amen, Kari. AND DON'T call us three times on our birthday make plans to meet us out, come, buy us a drink, introduce as to all your friends, hug us good-bye and say you'll call then fall off the face of the earth ... ***!
That was a totaly hypothetical ;)
Kari, I say bootcamp starts Monday!
MAJOR THREAD HIJACK!!!!
The most recent issue of SWIMMER mag. stated that I was 33....NOT! I will be 40 this month and dangnabit, I've earned every one of those freakin' years!!! :p
Reply Kari, I noticed that and thought, why is she trying to make herself out to be older than she is?
Bud, you rock! Love it, love it, love it.
Side note: we don't always want to cuddle, sometimes we just want to sleep, maybe that's just me ....
