Classes for men only

OK, here's the scoop as I see it. (Answers mixed in below) DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation HECK, WE HAVE AN ICE MAKER IN THE FRIDGE TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion I AM THE ONLY ONE IN MY HOUSE WHO "RESTOCKS" THE TP DISPENSER DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) OK, MY WIFE AND I ARE BOTH LAUNDRY SLOBS. DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? KITCHEN IS MINE ALONE. I COOK AND I CLEAN THE KITCHEN. Debate among a panel of experts. LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups CURED BY TWO SATELITES PLUS CABLE. ALSO HAVE LOTS OF TV'S IN THE HOUSE! LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum MY WIFE DOES SAY I HAVE "MALE PATTERN BLINDNESS" DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO USES MILK, SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation ACTUALLY, I DO THE FLOWER THING ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH. (ANY MORE THAN THAT AND I MIGHT SPOIL HER!) REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did DIRECTIONS ARE FOR "GIRLY MEN"! IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation YES. THAT'S WHY WE LIVE IN THE 'BURBS - LOTS OF PARKING LOTS! LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HEY WAIT, I DON'T DO "THAT" WITH MY MOTHER!!! HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques OK, I HATE SHOPPING. UNLESS IT'S FOR FISHING GEAR!!! REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class I AM BETTER AT REMEMBERING OUR ANNIVERSARY THAN MY WIFE!!! GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available ALL THE TIME??? I'M WAITING FOR THE FIRST TIME!

OK, here's the scoop as I see it. (Answers mixed in below) DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation HECK, WE HAVE AN ICE MAKER IN THE FRIDGE TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion I AM THE ONLY ONE IN MY HOUSE WHO "RESTOCKS" THE TP DISPENSER DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) OK, MY WIFE AND I ARE BOTH LAUNDRY SLOBS. DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? KITCHEN IS MINE ALONE. I COOK AND I CLEAN THE KITCHEN. Debate among a panel of experts. LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups CURED BY TWO SATELITES PLUS CABLE. ALSO HAVE LOTS OF TV'S IN THE HOUSE! LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum MY WIFE DOES SAY I HAVE "MALE PATTERN BLINDNESS" DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO USES MILK, SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation ACTUALLY, I DO THE FLOWER THING ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH. (ANY MORE THAN THAT AND I MIGHT SPOIL HER!) REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did DIRECTIONS ARE FOR "GIRLY MEN"! IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation YES. THAT'S WHY WE LIVE IN THE 'BURBS - LOTS OF PARKING LOTS! LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HEY WAIT, I DON'T DO "THAT" WITH MY MOTHER!!! HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques OK, I HATE SHOPPING. UNLESS IT'S FOR FISHING GEAR!!! REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class I AM BETTER AT REMEMBERING OUR ANNIVERSARY THAN MY WIFE!!! GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available ALL THE TIME??? I'M WAITING FOR THE FIRST TIME!