No Shorts Allowed !!!

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I saw someone post this picture in r.s.s. Apparently, the guy was upset that he wasn't let in a pool in Czechoslovakia where he was visiting (he's from the U.S.) Have you seen these kind of signs elsewhere? Not that I'm against them, I'm perfectly fine wearing the "approved" attire. img240.exs.cx/.../261zo.jpg
  • Originally posted by Tom Ellison If I use enough VO2MOOSE Shampoo (or the old VO2Max Shampoo) Tom, you need to use the modern terminology. It is now called VaMoose, the shampoo that makes you leave hurriedly.
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    VaMoose it is....LOL...LOL...LOL... Very good Mattson...we are impressed.... No I am not, he changed the name....who cares... it was funny, yea, but he can't change the name....Sure he can....he just did...
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    The Japanese swimmer who gave me the silk trunks was Tsuyoshi Yamanaka he sure was a great swimmer. www.ishof.org/83tyamanaka.html George
  • Originally posted by geochuck but guess what? we are basically one big happy family Americans north and South That was before the last 7 pages of... whatever that was. :mad: Originally posted by geochuck I just wonder were the Sasquatch here before the others came. I believe that, unlike a few pools saying no shorts, ALL pools have a no-Sasquatch rule. Something about the hair clogging up the filters...
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    Hey Mattson, have you ever encountered a no swamp thing rule?
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    Originally posted by geochuck Scansy, when I was in Australia (1956) I met a Japanese swimmer. I gave him a speedo and he gave me a pure silk pair of trunks. I only used them in races until they became thread bare. I don't know if they made me faster or not. I guess it was like someone who carries a baby blanket for years. They finally fell apart after 18 years. George They barred me from using the thread bare trunks the reason they gave "Indecent exposure". George
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    From time to time it is nice and healthy to write and say what we think....I LOVE that about our country. I honor and I respect others right to think, write and say what they want....and...I love the fact that I.... and others.... were not hammered personally for our thoughts. I always attempt to keep in mind that my thoughts are just that...my thoughts....and if others do not think or feel what I think....I am 100% ok with that...and again....that is one of things that makes our country great. Gosh, where/how else can a Moose learn so much about so many tense issues...? Now to the question of how do I deal with all the voices....If I use enough VO2MOOSE Shampoo (or the old VO2Max Shampoo), I hear the voices before they actually are spoken, so that process of ...."speeding up the process".... allows me to put everythng in order before it gets into our heads....It only gets difficult when I use to much...Like the time we all went on vacation and I used to much before we left....and we got home before we even went to Yellowstone National Park to see Ralph and Mr. Moose's family.... No it doesn't...yes it does....does not....does to....
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    This has gotten so political ... a shorts thread, who knew?! To end this on a lighter note senior year in college one of my best friends and I were studying and all of a sudden she puts down her book and says to me "Did you know that Columbus didn't sail over on the Mayflower." I think I laughed for about 10 minutes before I could respond. Goes right up there with what I heard during a history exam at university: "Ferdinand Magellan, the first explorer to circumsize the globe." :D