When considering the overall speed of swimmers in the past and present it seems that although times are still dropping for swim events there is a "dropping off"graphically of time improvement..now do you think this could mean that there will be an ultimate saturated speed time that will never get beat?i think that unless we evolve say webbed feet or the like then this is possible....thoughts?
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I can deal with not knowing where to go. It's the not knowing where I have been that is killing me.:(
Gosh Tracy, I am sorry to have to inform you that it would be impossible to have a conversation with me or catch me during any race while I am using VO2Max Shampoo. You see, when I begin the race I am actually ending my race at the same time I begin… and…. the atoms have not had a chance to reconfigure. Of course, occasionally I do meet myself on the way back but ONLY MY atoms are capable of interacting with themselves. This is the beauty of VO2MA Shampoo.
Also, I think it is important to remember that when I developed this unique swim aid, I did so with late bloomers, early bloomers and ladies bloomers in mind. You see, ladies bloomers were a key ingredient in the developmental process to this swim aid. Frankly, having been deprived of seeing or being around these type bloomers for many, many months, it caused my cerebral inner cortex atoms to actively and aggressively accelerate at alarming rates, this in turn caused never before seen speeds in the water.
Lastly, I am in the process of working on a boost agent that will dramatically increase speeds. Problems with the boost agent currently undergoing testing are as follows:
• 23 % of the swimmers testing Power Boot #1 were never seen again. NASA stated that their south Pacific tracking stations picked up numerous blips or unidentified object leaving the solar system in recent months.
• Many of swimmers had unsightly stains in their bloomers after testing.
• Headaches have occurred in 2% of those tested. We assume however that these headaches are related to the reading of past USMS posts relating to blooming both late, early, never, now, and forever more.
Tracy, I sincerely hope this clarifies the parameters of VO2Max Shampoo use and our new and soon to be released Boost Agent. Unfortunately, Swim Caps with the VO2 MAX Shampoo Logo will not be available at the upcoming USMS Nationals in Indy. We sincerely apologize for any incontinence this may cause.
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Now since I didn't start swimming until I was 16 I think that makes me a late early bloomer.
Now I also took off several years and had two children. So I think I am a late early bloomer with several years off that gained a lot of weight when I had children.
Now I have a question. If I used some of the VO2Max shampoo and swam my backstroke backwards, is it possible that I could bump into my own head. That would hurt.:eek:
Shannan, very good question:
In most western states where we often see wide out, long distances....the DOT you see on the horizon is often the back of your head. In short, in those few states, yes, you could bump the back of your head with VO2 MAX Shampoo use.
Does that mean I only have to worry about bumping into my own head if I am out west? Here we just have a bunch of hill, I can't see that little dot in the distance.
Y'all gotta quit!!!!!! This is killing me!!!! I think my co-workers are going to have me hauled off!!!!!
As Calvin once said...."Houston we have a negative on that trajectory!"
On a more serious note....;) Can we use Clairol "Herb"al Essence Shampoo and just sit around and dream about being fast?
Tom, I think my new concoction will put me "Head and Shoulders" ahead of you!!!! And no....I will not tell the secret ingredient!!:D
Actually Tracy, we are currently working on a boost agent that will place head and shoulders ahead of competition. Our marketing department is calling this "Cannibal Boost.”
