day job?

Minion of Satan. I do R&D work/math/software development for a company that makes the world's most advanced marketing software. We show retailers/companies how to squeeze every last dollar out of your pockets. It is truly terrifying as to how well it works and our client list is a who's who of large American companies. It was either that or become a hit man and, to my shame, I chose the greater of the two evils. We OWN you..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -LBJ

Minion of Satan. I do R&D work/math/software development for a company that makes the world's most advanced marketing software. We show retailers/companies how to squeeze every last dollar out of your pockets. It is truly terrifying as to how well it works and our client list is a who's who of large American companies. It was either that or become a hit man and, to my shame, I chose the greater of the two evils. We OWN you..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -LBJ