It hurts when I pee after swimming!

It should not hurt at all. Best to have a doctor check it out.

this is probably nothing but you need to go to doctor.

Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, or soap in your urethra 😁

, or soap in your urethra  Or too much chlorine in the pool

...or sand paper in your jammers.

I am a grown man and it happens every time after I swim in a chlorinated swimming pool. If I swim all day at the beach no problem, if I swim all day in a river or lake no problem, but there must be something in the chlorinated water that causes a painful sensation the first time I pee after getting out. I'm pretty sure it's just a tiny bit of chlorine water making its way part way inside causing some kind of irritated reaction. Picture it the same way when you're swimming in a chlorinated pool with your eyes opened underwater for a long time. Your eyes become hypersensitive and highly irritated from that chlorine exposure. For a guy having this problem it could be something as simple as putting a small rubber cap over the tip to prevent water from entering, but I don't have any suggestions for a female. I hope this helps.

It’s probably too much chlorine in your swim briefs or jammers. Some pools go overkill on the chlorine.

Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, or soap in your urethra I love your take on the world in person, but it's even more special online.

Tie it in a knot before workout and there will be no pee-pain afterward.

Its not a hilarious thing mate, take it easy and please go for a treatment.