Hope everyone had a great 4th.
My granddaughter went to Bolles swim camp yesterday and will be there until end of July. She and I have a ongoing "jokesters" text thread. When we hear a good joke we text it to each other. While she is at Bolles I would like to text her a joke every day. So, heard any good swimming jokes lately? (She is 17 and the joke is coming from her Nannah, so clean or just slightly off color please.)
Thanks everyone
Laineybug
Little boy to mother: Mummy, can I go swimming?
Mother: Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip-tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.
Little boy: But Daddy’s gone swimming!
Mother: I know, but he has excellent life insurance.
Little boy to mother: Mummy, can I go swimming?
Mother: Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip-tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.
Little boy: But Daddy’s gone swimming!
Mother: I know, but he has excellent life insurance.
