Hope everyone had a great 4th.
My granddaughter went to Bolles swim camp yesterday and will be there until end of July. She and I have a ongoing "jokesters" text thread. When we hear a good joke we text it to each other. While she is at Bolles I would like to text her a joke every day. So, heard any good swimming jokes lately? (She is 17 and the joke is coming from her Nannah, so clean or just slightly off color please.)
Thanks everyone
Laineybug
A child is in the process of drowning. "Help! I need a lifesaver! I'm gonna drown!" hollered the child. The blonde lifeguard came up to the child and asked, "Sure, what flavor?"
Two swimmers are far from shore when they see a shark's fin. One guy starts adjusting his goggles. His friend says "What are you doing. You'll never swim faster than a shark." He replies "I don't have to swim faster than the shark. I just have to swim faster than you!"
BBC commentators: "The British swimming team train together in Bath".
Now I'm no swimming expert, but if they trained in a swimming pool like everyone else, they might win a medal.
Little boy to mother: Mummy, can I go swimming?
Mother: Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip-tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.
Little boy: But Daddy’s gone swimming!
Mother: I know, but he has excellent life insurance.
