You know you are a swimmer when ...

Just thought I would start a thread which didn't have deep philosophical overtones so that we all can have fun with the new forum software. Based upon personal experience, I will start a list of “You know you are a swimmer when …” with the following: You know you are a swimmer when you leave work in the rain and you can smell the chlorine coming off of your hair. Anyone care to add to the list?
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  • You announce to your family that you are going to do some stroke and turn work and the teens in the room laugh hilariously. It takes you a few moments to figure out why they might react in that way ... :afraid: Related: Lots of laughs and threats of divorce when you legitimately think about naming your blog "Stroking in Vermont." You settle for your wife's suggestion of "Floundering in Vermont." :dunno: All this grief because you want to try the dreaded 400 IM. :badday:
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  • You announce to your family that you are going to do some stroke and turn work and the teens in the room laugh hilariously. It takes you a few moments to figure out why they might react in that way ... :afraid: Related: Lots of laughs and threats of divorce when you legitimately think about naming your blog "Stroking in Vermont." You settle for your wife's suggestion of "Floundering in Vermont." :dunno: All this grief because you want to try the dreaded 400 IM. :badday:
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