You know you are a swimmer when ...

You know you are a swimmer when you discover that your bathroom door is getting mold and dry rot from having wet towels and suits hanging on it................:mad:

You know you're a swimmer when: Your hair stylist sends you the bill for sharpening her scissors.

U know ur a swimmer when--------the scented lotion or perfume u use after showering, doesn't cover up the chlorine smell from practice and ur friends tell u that u smell like chlorine.

your wife asks you at the supper table, "do you mean to be wearing your swimming goggles?" And hey Leo, looking at your moniker what I see and hear, even through the ringing in my ears, is EEElete. How long has it been since the discussion was about elite swimmers? 'Specially since in some parts of the world, like the vicinity of Romania, the letter j, at least in its capital form, seems to be a substitute for the letter i, and is pronounced EEE. Please forgive me.

hey, everybody I messed up my previous post twice, first by introducing the comparative form of swimmer (swimmier, for cryin' out loud),and second, by omitting 'around your neck'. So, If ya'll'l let me...when your wife asks at the supper table, "how's come you're wearing your swimming goggles around your neck?"

You know you are a swimmer when somebody else makes plans that screw up your regularly scheduled endorphin time and THEY end up having a bad day too.:mad:

You know you are a swimmer when: you cannot swim because of other people's priorities.

You know you're a swimmer when you plan your vacations around swim meets. Or better yet, when you expect your family to come along with you to a swim meet AS their vacation! Meg Smath

You know you're a swimmer when..... at our age :D we are not afraid of, or embarrassed by, wearing racing suits or speedos. (maybe..... because swimmers in general are in pretty good shape????)

You know you're a swimmer when..... your wife complains because you borrowed her razor to shave your legs You know you're a swimmer when..... you think a drag suit is a baggy swim suit instead of a man in fishnet stockings and stiletto heels.