You know you are a swimmer when ...

Just thought I would start a thread which didn't have deep philosophical overtones so that we all can have fun with the new forum software. Based upon personal experience, I will start a list of “You know you are a swimmer when …” with the following: You know you are a swimmer when you leave work in the rain and you can smell the chlorine coming off of your hair. Anyone care to add to the list?
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  • I have a couple more... You know you are a swimmer when dryland even enters your vocabulary. You dread drylands. And you say drylands like it is a dirty word and think it's absurd anyone would want to do anything on land. YKYAASW you have what appears to be an allergy to chlorine yet still swim. YKYAASW you work overtime every week just to scrape out extra money for a pool membership. YKYAASW (and this is a repeat but so true for me) you aren't able to swim for a couple years and have such vivid dreams about swimming you must find any way possible to scrape together money get into the pool again. YKYAASW you rearrange your life around the pool schedule. YKYAASW you don't understand why CVS doesn't sell UltraSwim year round.
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  • I have a couple more... You know you are a swimmer when dryland even enters your vocabulary. You dread drylands. And you say drylands like it is a dirty word and think it's absurd anyone would want to do anything on land. YKYAASW you have what appears to be an allergy to chlorine yet still swim. YKYAASW you work overtime every week just to scrape out extra money for a pool membership. YKYAASW (and this is a repeat but so true for me) you aren't able to swim for a couple years and have such vivid dreams about swimming you must find any way possible to scrape together money get into the pool again. YKYAASW you rearrange your life around the pool schedule. YKYAASW you don't understand why CVS doesn't sell UltraSwim year round.
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